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Agree or disagree? Headphones in = don’t talk to me. 🙄🎧
Right??
Apparently gym bros don’t speak that universal language, so, like with all problems I encounter – I felt like it was MY DUTY to solve this once and for all!
It’s been 72 months of VIGOROUS research, development, testing, and patenting – but finally guys, IT IS READY!!!
Taking my love affair with unitards and my need to stay incognito at the gym, I present to you:
THE INCOGNITARD™
Honestly, I think it’s the greatest invention I’ve ever contributed to the world. I could die tomorrow knowing I accomplished the ONE THING I was put on this earth to do.
In all of the tests we put it through, the Incognitard™ by POPFLEX was 100 % gym bro repellent!!! Like 💯.
Oh and I KNOW how much you HATE peeing in unitards.
Well, I gotchu. It wasn’t cheap, but I infused HydroDry™ Anti-Wipe technology into the SnatchFiber™ yarn so that you never have to get naked in this all-in-onesie.
You can get it now at 👉 http://incognitard.com
Let me know what other colors it should come in and any other suggestions you have! You know I’m always listening!
❤️Cassey
Enderwoman
-the height.
Perfect fap material
It'll never get worn by gym thots, they like their buttchecks showing in 4k and their camel toes outlining their labia
I can't stand up chat
Damn that ass big ass just saying
This is why God made the man who made zippers.
Well, It definitely makes you LOOK like an incognitard! 🤣
What if you have to take a number 2💀
Male version?
The item that lets you walk naked around The gym without anyone seing you naked
Can some just forward this to our boi Fredo?😅
It looks like Callidus temple uniform
this is blackpool right here
loooooool bro walkin around smellin like pee is crazy loool
Women just don't get it. The female form is one of the most beautiful things to a man
How are you gonna take a shit?
What makes you thinks that guys or shemales won't come for a moving silhouette
How do you see??
Gymbro= "Hey you have been in the same machine for 30 min already, can we make turns to use it?"
Ms Incognito with Headphones = "Dont you see my headphones, is a clear sign that i dont want people to talk to me"
A gimp that smells like piss weird if you ask me
Oh yes cuz we all know that whenever you're wearing freaking headphones that obviously says don't bother me here's an idea instead of turning into a b** when someone taps you on the shoulder how about you turn around and go hey please don't bother me
Women have reached an all time low
Some people need to just be told they are dumb