And they had a life together Happily Ever After… so the legend ends, but Cinderella discovered that life wasn’t quite the way it had seemed when her handsome Prince had tried the missing shoe. Oh no, once they were in the carriage the Prince had shown his bad temper and rejected the idea of making love. Cinderella battled for her dream of a sexy night and been rejected firmly.
This was not the Prince she had found in the Ball, full of passionate words and saucy insinuations (this part is usually left out of the children’s books). She felt abandon and upset, but Cinderella was intelligent and she prepared a plan to identify what was incorrect and to buy a supporter – when you live in a fairytale, there are always intelligent old women on hand to support the “victims” in a crisis.
She set off to the witch on the hill and required if she could investigate her crystal ball and see the mysterious special situation that was being lived by the Prince. The old hag looked her up and down. “I don?t necessitate my crystal ball, dear,” she yelled. “He’s a governor, he’s just got a new relationship and has now taken on the responsibilities of ruling a country… do you think he may be feeling a little worried by all the task?”
“Well clarify it, he did get a little maniac when I asked if I could support him – perhaps I made him feel a bit inapt,” for Cinderella was a rather intelligent woman and not unaware of how some men acted when loved a beautiful wife who is also intelligent.
“Hmmm” said the hag, “Chrystal ball indeed the boy just need to take his time before rushing off and taking up the time of us honest doctors professionals,” she said stroking her wart (a professional tool that she had spent many years cultivating).
“I believe you want me to magic up cure now?”
“ In reality, yes,” admitted Cinderella. Why not?
And out of her big bonnet the magician pulled a bottle of generic Viagra (she was nothing if not a pleasant witch) and then a box of generic cialis. She grinned knowingly, “ Sometimes, the supernatural is just not enough, but generic Viagra will do you just as well. Or generic cialis, if you choose a longer-lasting solution to erectile dysfunction caused by stress.”
Cinderella took quickly the medicines and kissed the witch. She ran off to the castle to greet her Prince and to aid him through his difficult time of adjustment with a gift of generic viagra.
He was unbelieving but agreed to take them and finally Cinderella was rewarded with her happily sexy romance, and after, and after, and after, and after, and after…