That tomato had a better life than I've had so far
You would pay $12 for a tomato. I can’t tell if you’re doing a parody here or if you’re being serious
doesnt black line under finger nail mean cancer?
hypo-organic would mean “sub-organic” 🤔
One of us is stupid and I can’t tell which
Live music and affirmations.
How would you possibly affirm a fucking tomato???
What is heirloom soil lol
My husband buys stuff like this, when he gets the chance. He bought a $60 bag of coffee once😂 In this economy, I can't tell if this is a joke or not.
I think you got scammed. I don't know a lot of things about tomatoes,but this one seems to be a normal tomato.
You're a liar
Was this grown by one of these special snowflake vegan neopronoun empath ultrasensitive has every mental illness but is actually faking it citydweller type who moved to the country, person?
What a stupid load of millennial bullshit, i really hope this isnt real lmao
I'm afraid to know if this is parody or reality
That is one expensive fuckin' toma- ooohhhh, it's yousuckatcooking.
Wtf is this? Using words that no-one know or have to look up and HOLY SHIT 16$ YOU ARE ON CRACK BUDDY
Aka a tomato
I bet they were laughing their ass out while writing the tomato description 😂
Includes $14 worth of keywords 🙄
Probably laughing after he bought it… “what an idiot”😂😂
Ironically, hyporganic would mean less-organic (from hypo meaning less). They should have named it hyperorganic, but I guess it doesn't roll off the tongue as easily.
Check the pH and if it is acid then its genetic modification and if it's alkaline pH then it was worth it to get your body alkaline directly but its mostly gmo and your body eats the acid then convert it to alkaline
YOU are enough
Can you please review the 38 dollar white onion next please? I heard they give each onion a star sign and tell them bedtime stories
That tomato had a better life than I've had so far
You would pay $12 for a tomato. I can’t tell if you’re doing a parody here or if you’re being serious
doesnt black line under finger nail mean cancer?
hypo-organic would mean “sub-organic” 🤔
One of us is stupid and I can’t tell which
Live music and affirmations.
How would you possibly affirm a fucking tomato???
What is heirloom soil lol
My husband buys stuff like this, when he gets the chance. He bought a $60 bag of coffee once😂 In this economy, I can't tell if this is a joke or not.
I think you got scammed. I don't know a lot of things about tomatoes,but this one seems to be a normal tomato.
You're a liar
Was this grown by one of these special snowflake vegan neopronoun empath ultrasensitive has every mental illness but is actually faking it citydweller type who moved to the country, person?
What a stupid load of millennial bullshit, i really hope this isnt real lmao
I'm afraid to know if this is parody or reality
That is one expensive fuckin' toma- ooohhhh, it's yousuckatcooking.
Wtf is this? Using words that no-one know or have to look up and HOLY SHIT 16$ YOU ARE ON CRACK BUDDY
Aka a tomato
I bet they were laughing their ass out while writing the tomato description 😂
Includes $14 worth of keywords 🙄
Probably laughing after he bought it… “what an idiot”😂😂
Ironically, hyporganic would mean less-organic (from hypo meaning less). They should have named it hyperorganic, but I guess it doesn't roll off the tongue as easily.
Check the pH and if it is acid then its genetic modification and if it's alkaline pH then it was worth it to get your body alkaline directly but its mostly gmo and your body eats the acid then convert it to alkaline
YOU are enough
Can you please review the 38 dollar white onion next please? I heard they give each onion a star sign and tell them bedtime stories
My brother's gonna FLIP over this one! 🤓
Edit: I lost a bet